I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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