I got chris browned last night
i dont even know how to be here
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
