YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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