If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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