I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Randomize
