Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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