The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
