I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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