Say something about gay babies.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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