More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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