I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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