Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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