This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
pop tarts are not kleenex
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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