Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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