all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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