His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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