Sry I called you an 8
Your tits are I can't wait for
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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