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(225): View more from Louisiana

"Monday" is guna come over...

(1-225): View more from Louisiana

but its Thursday?

(225): View more from Louisiana

yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go

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(216): View more from Ohio

The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.

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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.

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(305): View more from Florida

Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.

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Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.

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They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."

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