Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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