David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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