Sponge bath it is.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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