Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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