Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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