so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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