Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
