dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Be still, my beating vagina.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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