ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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