He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We're too hungover to prance.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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