Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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