is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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