Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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