No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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