dude i'm inner monologue high
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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