you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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