i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
