I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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