I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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