is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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