he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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