i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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