Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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