i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You pole danced in your parka.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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