please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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