You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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