if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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