Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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