My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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