Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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