Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
