after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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