had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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