it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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