I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
