i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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