On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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