If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
