I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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